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'Allo 'Allo
Step into wartime France for a riotous evening of farce, flirtation and outrageous accents! René, the hapless café owner, juggles resistance fighters, hidden paintings and the affections of his waitresses — all while trying to stay one step ahead of the Germans. Packed with quick-fire wit, ridiculous disguises and classic catchphrases, this beloved comedy promises laughter from start to finish.
VENUE
Groombridge Village Hall
Station Rd, Groombridge, TN3 9QX
'Allo 'Allo
Step into wartime France for a riotous evening of farce, flirtation and outrageous accents! René, the hapless café owner, juggles resistance fighters, hidden paintings and the affections of his waitresses — all while trying to stay one step ahead of the Germans. Packed with quick-fire wit, ridiculous disguises and classic catchphrases, this beloved comedy promises laughter from start to finish.
VENUE
Groombridge Village Hall
Station Rd, Groombridge, TN3 9QX
'Allo 'Allo
Step into wartime France for a riotous evening of farce, flirtation and outrageous accents! René, the hapless café owner, juggles resistance fighters, hidden paintings and the affections of his waitresses — all while trying to stay one step ahead of the Germans. Packed with quick-fire wit, ridiculous disguises and classic catchphrases, this beloved comedy promises laughter from start to finish.
VENUE
Groombridge Village Hall
Station Rd, Groombridge, TN3 9QX
'Allo 'Allo
Supper Night Show! Two-course meal included in ticket price.
Step into wartime France for a riotous evening of farce, flirtation and outrageous accents! René, the hapless café owner, juggles resistance fighters, hidden paintings and the affections of his waitresses — all while trying to stay one step ahead of the Germans. Packed with quick-fire wit, ridiculous disguises and classic catchphrases, this beloved comedy promises laughter from start to finish.
Ticket price includes two-course meal - please select your choice of main course when booking your tickets.
CAFÉ RENÉ MENU
Entrée
Chicken chasseur with dauphinoise potato, fine green beans & glazed carrots
ou
Spinach & blue cheese crêpe with sauté potato, fine green beans & glazed carrots
Dessert
Lemon tart with raspberry coulis & mint crème fraîche
VENUE
Groombridge Village Hall
Station Rd, Groombridge, TN3 9QX
Please note that this production uses café‑style seating, with audience members seated at shared tables. For group bookings, we will make every effort to place your party at the same table or adjacent tables wherever possible.
Auditions: 'Allo 'Allo
Rene and his wife have stashed a priceless portrait stolen by the Nazis in a sausage in their cellar, where two British airmen are also hiding until the Resistance can repatriate them. Communications with London using the wireless that is disguised as a cockatoo add to the many embarrassments this intrepid proprietor endures in the company of his patrons. News that the Führer is scheduled to visit the town inspires tricksters disguised as Hitler to frequent the cafe. Meanwhile, Rene summons all the wit he can muster to save his café and his life.
DIRECTOR: Nick Wray
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: Mel Byford
PERFORMANCES: 2nd - 5th December
CAST NEEDED: 5 women & 10 men, plus performance roles for children during the interval and scene changes
Auditions: 'Allo 'Allo
Rene and his wife have stashed a priceless portrait stolen by the Nazis in a sausage in their cellar, where two British airmen are also hiding until the Resistance can repatriate them. Communications with London using the wireless that is disguised as a cockatoo add to the many embarrassments this intrepid proprietor endures in the company of his patrons. News that the Führer is scheduled to visit the town inspires tricksters disguised as Hitler to frequent the cafe. Meanwhile, Rene summons all the wit he can muster to save his café and his life.
DIRECTOR: Nick Wray
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: Mel Byford
PERFORMANCES: 2nd - 5th December
CAST NEEDED: 5 women & 10 men, plus performance roles for children during the interval and scene changes