The Princess, The Pirates & The Pea!


Groombridge Village Hall

Station Road


We are in the Kingdom of Rotherfield and the King and Queen have a spoilt disinterested son who can’t keep a girlfriend. The Baron (yup he’s back) concocts a plan using social media and a televised competition to attract socially savvy princesses to take part in the competition to win the prize- which is the Prince. Some Pirates find out and decide that they will enter their own Princess Pirate and win.

Hordes of Princesses turn up at the Palace and become involved in trials as diverse as Naked Attraction, Bake Off and the After Eight eating contest. (No real nudity involved - just in case you were wondering)

We find out what it is makes a real princess with the help of the Fairy Tale Pea of Destiny.


There will be a fully-licenced bar at each performance.
A pre-theatre set menu is available at The Junction Inn prior to each performance. Two courses - £9.95. Tables must be booked and tickets must be presented to qualify for the discounted price.
Please book directly with The Junction Inn - 01892 864275


4th - 7th December

Evenings @ 7.45pm

Sat Matinee @ 2:00pm


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